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angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

(Source: uncooler, via asian)

bacon-tea-sex:

rapunzelie:

being a person who relies heavily on physical affection while also being a person who does not get very much physical affection is a lil exhausting and saddening

Really is

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

(via oh-woah)

Confidence is being able to say “Fuck you, I’m the shit” without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being. -Tati-Ana Mercedes (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: unpardeojitosnegros, via katvvoman)



meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via fake-mermaid)

eatmeallnight:

milehightillidie:

burningbrighterstill:

PREACH

THANK YOU

THIS ALL OF FUCKING THIS

I am so sick of being sick of who I am.

-William Chapman (via dolenti)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings, via msxmusicxlover)



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lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

(via geeky-and-i-know-it)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via rupunzalsbitch)

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: girlfuriend, via asian)

I am in charge of how I feel and TODAY I am choosing HAPPINESS. -TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

Keep your relationship private without keeping your partner a secret. There’s a difference between privacy and secrecy. -Unknown (via wreckedsailboats)

(Source: uknwnking, via idgaf-ima-unicorn)



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